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My name's Assata viola joke(s) told to the orchestra

ask-missbatterfries:

bountyhunterdwe:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.

-laughing so hard right now-

Queen | Don’t Stop Me Now

terrysdiary:

Me holding a Terry cake.

mystic-revelations:

I wish I’d see your face below
By Kylie Shaffer

Had my first guitar lesson yesterday! I learned the basics, two chords (Am and Em) and the intro of Lazy Eye.